02.15.08 10 years ago 19 Comments

In a few minutes I'm going to move on to the Power Rankings and Weekend Picks; I have to bounce a little early today because of a doctor's appointment.  You tend to have a lot of those when your syphilis is as advanced as mine.

Anyway, you're not missing much, because there is dick-all in the news today.  I've been scouring for ANYTHING all morning and through lunch, and there simply is nothing that's worth talking about.  The closest thing I've found to worthwhile are these high-res pictures of Danica Patrick, and even that's not worthy of putting together a gallery.  So stand by: at least there's Scarlett and NBA All-Star Weekend discussion ahead.  We can still save Friday.

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