Don’t Freak Out Patriots Fans, But Here’s Tom Brady Jumping Off A Cliff

“Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen. Cannonball!”

Tom Brady nearly gave every Patriots fan a heart attack Saturday morning when he uploaded this cliff diving video to Facebook. Brady is in Costa Rica vacationing with his family. The 41-second made-for-Hollywood clip features lots of dramatic music and a somewhat, simple, straightforward feet-first jump into the water.

He added that he’s “never doing that again.”

You can breathe now Pats nation. Your brief nightmare is over.