10.01.07 10 years ago 16 Comments

Eva Longoria and her wife, Spurs point guard Tony, are back in the States after their French wedding, and now reports are surfacing that they have a sex tape, according to the bastion of journalism that is The Sun.

Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby..

Latest reports from the States suggest the video HAS made its way online, but only on paid for sites. Last year Longoria was rumoured to have featured in a sex tape which also made it online, but it was found out to be fake.

This smells like a load of horseshit to me, which is good because the last thing I want to see is Eva Longoria wearing a strap-on and giving it to a French dude.  Why are these two still a story?  Eva is only remotely attractive because she wears gallons of makeup and gets surrounded by a bunch of chicks a decade older than her on some irrelevant show, and Tony is French.  I don't understand.  It's like no one respects our long tradition of anti-French xenophobia any more.

[Blog of Hilarity] — UPDATE: Same story, different joke at WWTDD.

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