Any similarities between that picture and the John Cena Boner Run For The Cure 2012 are entirely coincidental.
In my continuing efforts to write stories for the two people I know in Canada, here’s a pretty goddamn amazing clip of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford celebrating his city’s hosting the 100th Grey Cup by playing football. Here’s the full recap: he takes a snap from nobody, cannot manage one step backwards, turns and hop-falls onto his face. It’s sad, hilarious and adorable at the same time, and hey, I am now more aware than ever of where the 100th Grey Cup will be.
Video is below.
It’s good to know that Chris Farley didn’t die, he just got old, moved to Toronto and became a mayor.
[via Bob’s Blitz]