UFC 186 Predictions: Can The Mighty Mouse Vanquish Horiguchi?

We’ve got a big-time Pay Per View this weekend with a title fight on the line, folks! There’s also been a lot of bout shuffling going on in this card, so we’re going to lock in these picks before anything else changes. UFC 186 is on Saturday, starting at 6:30 PM ET on Fight Pass.

Important Standings of Note:

Jessica: 365-240-4 (60%)
Burnsy: 378-226-5 (62%)
Vince: 189-115-2 (62%)
Ryan: 8-2-1 (77%)
Danny: 161-77-1 (67%)
Spilled: 76-56-2 (57%)
Sydnie: 16-12 (57%)
Chris: 35-11 (76%)
NY Ric: 36-26-1 (57%)
Ghost: 6-7 (46%)
Seth: 32-15 (68%)
Biss: 41-39-1 (51%)
Jared: 22-11 (67%)

Strawweight – Randa “Quiet Storm” Markos vs Aisling “Ais the Bash” Daly

Jessica: I like Daly, but I think Markos is too good. I expect Randa to get the fight to the ground and submit Daly by the second. Then she can call out Esparza, yay!

Burnsy: After Daly beat Alex Chambers with a nice and easy armbar in December, I was sold. I have no reason to pick against this ascending Irish force.

Jared: Aisling has the kind of fighting style that Mike Goldberg would refer to as “Jardine-esque in its fluidity, Joe.” Markos, on the other hand, is the kind of fighter that Joe Rogan would call “A BEAST” or “A MONSTER” while screaming purple-faced into the camera. I like the Canadian here, but what I’d really like to know is: What the hell has become of Keith Jardine?