Well hello again, punch friends! In case you weren’t aware, every weekend in September features a UFC event, what fun! UFC Fight Night 51 is live from Brazil, starting at 5:45 PM ET on the venerable Fight Pass network. I can only hope that this broadcast doesn’t run into the same issues as the Invicta FC 8 stream did last week (THIS FIGHT THIS FIGHT THIS FIGHT)
Important Standings Of Note:
Bantamweight – Rani Yahya vs “Brutal” Johnny Bedford
Jessica: I can only hope this fight has a definitive winner and loser, unlike their last contest. Bedford turned into a little bit of a baby about things, so I’m going to be petty and say Yahya submits him in the second.
Burnsy: Great, an all Fight Pass event. That should be a hoot. Anyway, I need to do some catching up here after last month’s awful predictions, so let’s really furrow my simian brow and make these count. Yahya.
Vince: Bedford’s face offends me, I’m not sure why. Yahya.
Welterweight – Paulo Thiago vs Sean “Black Magik” Spencer
Jessica: Poor, poor Paulo Thiago. He used to be a solid-enough gatekeeper, and now he’s probably fighting for his career on the super-undercard. Spencer wins by ancient blood majiks.