UFC Fight Night 95 Predictions: The Cyborg And The Elbow Princess

Hello fight fans, are you ready for some punching? Once again, UFC continues with its unyielding march of events every Saturday, stopping sometime in the year 2344. The bouts kick off at 6:30 p.m. on Fight Pass, with the rest of the card on Fox Sports 1. Now let’s take a look at our predictions for the six-fight main card.

2016 Important Results:

Jessica: 152-125-4 (55 percent)
Burnsy: 107-106-3 (50 percent)
Ryan: 9-2 (82 percent)
Jason: 63-53-1 (55 percent)
Bill: 41-29 (59 percent)
Jared: 33-27 (55 percent)
Jackman: 7-5 (58 percent)
Enrique: 7-5 (58 percent)
Jamie: 16-13-1 (55 percent)
Justin: 13-4 (76 percent)
Marty: 20-12-1 (62 percent)
Parker: 3-4 (43 percent)
Team Davis: 79-59-3 (57 percent)
Dan: 4-1 (80 percent)

Featherweight – Godofredo Pepey vs Mike “El Cucuy” De La Torre

Jessica: Other than a severe wrestling at the hands of Darren Elkins, Pepey has been pretty good. Mike DLT is a nickname thief, and he deserves a thrashing. Pepey wins by second round TKO. THAT WAY YOU LEARN, MICHAEL.

Jason: All nickname thieves must go down, I agree, Jessica. That said, Pepey is 4-4 in the UFC and this is anyone’s fight. I’ll take De La Torre but I don’t like it.

Jared: Pepey via some crazy flying sh*t.

Bill: “Godofredo Pepey” is absolutely in the running for greatest fighter name in history. I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I picked some guy named “Mike” over him.

Middleweight – Thiago “de Lima Marreta” Santos vs Eric “Zebrinha” Spicely

Jessica: Santos looked solid until he ran into Gegard Mousasi, which isn’t embarrassing in the least. Spicely got subbed by Smile ‘N’ Sam, which isn’t necessarily bad, but it’s always a little puzzling when a KO artist pulls off a submission. I’m taking Santos to kickbox Spicely a lot and win by third round TKO.

Jason: Santos all day. I don’t think Spicely has anything for him standing up or on the ground.

Jared: Thiago Santos is going to lay hands on Spicely until he falls over. Estimated time of stoppage, 0:45 round 1.

Bill: On paper, this is a spectacularly lopsided fight. I’ll side with my colleagues and pick Santos in a walk.

Lightweight – Francisco “Massaranduba” Trinaldo vs Paul “The Irish Dragon” Felder

Jessica: I’m not ready to completely write off Felder, but I think Trinaldo’s on too much of a hot streak. Francisco is going to stifle Felder’s fun spinny times and deliver a Massarandrubbing. Trinaldo wins by decision.