Update: Yelling ‘Roll Tide’ In Church Will Send Everyone In Church To Hell

Pro Wrestling Editor
09.06.13 2 Comments

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As a reminder, Yom Kippur falls on a Saturday this year, which means that eating a bunch of chicken wings and yelling ROLL TIDE at your local Alabama synagogue will not only send YOU to Hell, but will also send to Hell anyone who hears it. Being Jewish in Alabama is tough, and this just made it worse. Don’t worry, though, ‘War Eagle’ accomplishes the same thing.

If I learned anything from my half a year living in Alabama, it’s that anybody who got this memo is still just gonna yell it and go to Hell. (h/t Gamedayr)

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