01.20.10 8 years ago 3 Comments

Deadspin and Huffpo have been all over this “Was Venus Williams Not Wearing Underwear?” debacle, as if (a) Any professional athlete would take the field/court/ice without wearing the adequate britches, or (b) anyone could resist mentioning Venus’ unmentionables. Hey, guilty as charged. But call of the dogs, it was just brown undies.

And I realize that, for some of you, this isn’t your bag, but personally, I like a little extra junk in the trunk. Will we see an all-chocolate get-up from Venus to make everyone believe she’s totally in the buff? Let’s hope not. I can only give tennis so much attention as it is. Between this and our peeing ballboy, I’ve had my fill.

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