05.16.08 10 years ago 35 Comments

I've spent most of my morning so far trying to come up with reasons these photos of Titans quarterback Vince Young aren't gay.  So far I've come up with:

  1. Boys' night out with teammates.  "Guys, I just wanna… dance!"  Then it gets too hot at the club and they all take off their shirts because they want to show off their physiques to all the women that are fifty feet away in the background.
  2. Young is dating his high school sweetheart (according to Wikipedia), so his friends have kindly kept all the women away from VY.
  3. He's wearing a cross, and everyone knows Jesus hates queers.
  4. They're just celebrating each other's strength.

So please, everyone, let's settle down and think about this before we go making gay jokes.  I want all the gay jokes to be well thought-out. 


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