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defeat the favored Hokies 24-21 in the Orange Bowl.
"People kept telling us we couldn't win against this team, that we couldn't win the big game, that we had no chance," quarterback Todd Reesing said. "We took that to heart.
Yeah? Well if you clowns had taken that to heart against Missouri, we wouldn't have a 2-loss team in the BCS Championship. Fucking BCS.
And no, I'm not apologizing for the headline, so don't bother with the angry emails. (Getty Images photo)
VTech got FISTED!
Mangino's Gravyrade bath after the win was heartwarming, though.
It was pretty funny that the players were kept from dumping gatorade on Mangino. Good thing too, he's diabetic.
Pictured: life-sized replicas of Mangino's fat cells.
How many had he already fit in his mouth when that picture was taken?
If you can measure funny by outrage this headline is FUNRAGEOUS!
I do what with this now? Eat it? But it's not deep-fried!
My question is how many of those oranges can fit in his belly button? Poor guy hasn't seen his dick since the Reagan administration. I think it's been over 8 years since they declared it legally dead. Tombstone belt buckle?
When was the last time ole' "Jowls" Mangino ate an orange, or an actual piece of fruit, for that matter?
Mangino mind fucked Virginia Tech by putting 4 skinny asian kids on the defensive line. Nose Tackle Benny Hanna was ejected from the game in the 2nd quarter for yelling BANG every time Sean Glennon said HUTT.
San Antonio 'columnists' throughout the 'city' are appalled by Matt's first headline of the day.
Man, oh man! I thought Eli Manning was playing QB for Va Tech last night. There went my c-note, mother fuckers!
"Go eat a fucking salad, yah fat fuck!"
/Tony Soprano
Best. Headline. Ever.
I created a fucking account for this hellhole just to say that, too.
If I saw one more shot of either band last night, I was prepared to fly down to Miami and strangle the producers of that game. After I warmed up on a few hookers I mean.
"I thought NERF balls were supposed to be lighter.
What? This is food? Fuck you! Really?"
This win was clearly revenge…as Frank Beamer had been wearing Mangino's elbow flap on his neck for several years as a badge of honor.
Kansas sure Cho'd them.
I'm happy for King Hippo.
I hear he likes cupcakes.
I can't believe Mangino could even touch a piece of fruit. I figured it would kill him like Kryptonite does with Superman.
Which is longer — the diameter of Mark Mangino's belly, or the height of his quarterback? This is a serious question.
Don't apologize for the headline, apologize for this site no longer being as funny as it used to be. Will there be a post about how airline food stinks this afternoon? A "funny" dead hooker joke?
Withleather –> Without Humor
"San Antonio 'columnists' throughout the 'city' are appalled by Matt's first headline of the day."
Nicely done.
Who read it to them though?
"Poor guy hasn't seen his dick since the Reagan administration. I think it's been over 8 years since they declared it legally dead. Tombstone belt buckle?"
Or wiped his own ass since the Carter administration.
Had that container been filled with bacon grease the players would have been waved in rather than waved off.
Tombstone Belt Buckle…Classic… I'm laughing so hard I have tears. Thank you. I needed it.
Don't apologize for the headline, apologize for this site no longer being as funny as it used to be. Will there be a post about how airline food stinks this afternoon? A "funny" dead hooker joke?
Here's an apology: I'm sorry you're such a little whiny bitch.
Calling this website "unfunny" doesn't qualify as whining you hack. "Why can't you be funnier? I want you to be funnier." THAT is whining. Trotting out hack jokes about a shooting is simply not funny. It is magnified even more by being "edgy" and saying how you won't apologize for the post.
Either have the sack to write a funny and offensive joke and be done with it or don't. But squatting over your keyboard and dumping out a Va. Tech shooting joke and puffing out your chest and saying you won't apologize is just a complete hack job.
Mangino sure likes airplane food and dead hookers! And why do they call it Grape Nuts, when it's neither grapey nor nutty??? Who are these people????
Your move, Mike S.
Oh, and wasn't it great when after the game, Mangino said, "Where's the McBeef?"
Call me jelly, Mike S. I'm on a roll.
I wouldn't get too mad about Mike there Matt. It's not his fault that not everything is as hilarious to him as America's Funniest Home Videos. That Jackalope sure was funny.
(That's right I actually researched that insult)
Guys, I had to ban Mike S. I researched his comment history, and it was entirely comprised of supporting America's Funniest Home Videos and calling me a hack. The latter is fine — I AM a hack on WL, and I get paid well for it — but the former is pretty unforgivable.
Even by WL standards, that headline is quite distasteful.
Don't worry. I am going to go fuck myself now, so you don't have to tell me to.
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When will we ever win the Applees Apetizer Bowl?
That fat bastard has never eaten an orange in his life – unless you count pouring Triple Sec all over a baked chocolate cake.
That's a pretty bad headline though man. whaa whaa
Im thinking Mangino needs to be coaching on the West coast and Ralph Freidgen on the East, just so the US doesn't tilt on its side and sink into the ocean.
Ban the dissenters!!! I guess I'll just have to start my own blog. Maybe I can rip off What Would Victor Mancini Do?
V TECH’s offense is miserable, maybe they should try the RUN AND SHOOT…
Ok Thefinch…I'm pretty sure we've worn out the tasteless jokes by now. The fat jokes, however, will forever be both tasteful, topical and quite hilarious.