Jonathan Koppenhaver, a.k.a. War Machine, was in a Las Vegas court Friday for a preliminary hearing on charges of attempted murder, assault, battery, open and gross lewdness and strangulation of former girlfriend and porn star Christy Mack. At one point during the hearing, the MMA fighter was scolded by the judge for laughing during Mack’s testimony.
Here is the exchange.
Prosecutor: “Judge I would like the record to show that Mr. Koppenhaver is laughing and shaking his head.”
Judge: “I heard it.”
Defense: “Objection, he wasn’t laughing.”
War Machine: “I didn’t laugh.”
Judge: “I watched him laugh.”
Mack suffered serious injuries from the night in question including 18 broken bones, dental injuries and a ruptured liver. As a result of her testimony and the overwhelming physical evidence, War Machine was bound over for trial. He will be arraigned in Las Vegas District Court next Thursday.
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