What’s a better sports predictor? Slicked up guys in suits, rambling on all day about shot percentages and odds, or cute puppies just looking for a meal? I’m going with the latter. You can deny the puppy power at work here, and Jimmy Fallon obviously has the inside info that everybody needs to succeed.
There should immediately be a run on pet stores. If you can’t find puppies, buy two kittens and a snake. Let them fight. Better yet, buy a bunch of crickets and let them fight. They do it in China.
Animals are proven sports prediction gold time and time again. The only thing better would be if they did their business in one of the food bowls. That’s almost like printing money, right?
(Via The Tonight Show)