Watch This Soccer Ref Keep New York City In Check By Handing Out Red And Yellow Cards

Comedian and actor Yoni Lotan decided to handle the sometimes unbearable behavior of people in New York City in the most effective and conveniently relevant way possible – by dressing up as a soccer referee and handing out yellow and red cards to people he found committing “social faux pas.” It’s a pretty great idea that Mayor Bill de Blasio should consider making a reality, because anything that puts an end to people taking public selfies or wearing sandals in major cities is better for us all. However, leave Fake Buzz Lightyear alone, dude. Everyone knows that Fake Elmo is the one that deserves a red card and a lifetime ban.