09.21.07 11 years ago 9 Comments

What to watch for in this weekend's biggest matchups.  Home teams in ALL CAPS.

STEELERS over 49ers — Both teams are 2-0, but I smell an old-fashioned ass-kicking for San Fran.

BEING OLD over Freshman Year of College — Oh sure, you date girls with perkier tits, but I can go to football games hammered.  Unlike you.  Winner: actually, now that I think about it, you.

The AFC over COWBOYS-BEARS — Big Daddy Drew called it the Default Bowl in yesterday's Jamboroo, and I have to agree.  It's a good thing 80 million people and half of all bloggers are Bears fans, because that team is fucking boring.  There, I said it.  Oooh, Devin Hester!  He's good for fifteen exciting seconds every three hours!

GILBERT ARENAS over Brendan HaywoodAgent Steinz has the latest on the Black President's wordsmithing. PWN3D!

ComplimentBot 4000 over GENUINE SENTIMENT — "if the awesome factory had an explosion you would be the result" — Thanks, ComplimentBot!

USA over England — In the Women's World Cup, of course.  But going with Dave's idea, what I'll really be cheering for is more rain.  Can I interest you ladies in making the World's Dirtiest Film?

Have fun this weekend, everybody.  Don't do anything stupid, like getting married.  I'll be back Monday; KD's got things under control 'til then.  You've all been great; be sure to tip your editors.

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