08.27.08 10 years ago 9 Comments

It was bad enough when Andy Roddick and swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker got engaged, but it appears that the young lovebirds are actually going to go through with it. Roddick says the wedding is scheduled for next spring in Texas.

Roddick insists he’s keen to keep the nuptials as intimate as possible: “It’ll be very small, probably about 20 or 30 people.”

This one hurts. I know I look at a lot of pictures of models, but I really thought Brooklyn and I had something. I’d gotten so close to her through her SI photo shoots (2007, 2008) that I felt for sure we could find a way to make it work.

*Sighhhh* When will I find a supermodel who actually means it when she looks hungrily at me from a still image on the Internet? Why must they all be so fake?


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