04.17.07 11 years ago 12 Comments

Apparently, this is the pre-game ritual of the New York Rangers' Ryan Hollweg.

My God that is a glorious hunk of man-meat.  Mothers lock up your daughters.  Then chain yourselves to the radiator for good measure, because the siren song of Hollweg's hips will draw helpless females in like a tractor beam.  And I thought *I* had good dance moves.  I've never even tried the be-jock-strapped cartwheel.  The experts always said it was too dangerous, and that humanity wasn't ready for it.

And you know what?  The experts were right. 

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