Who’s Your Daddy, Ms. Massachusetts?

05.18.10 9 years ago 11 Comments

This is Lacey Wilson, who represented the state of Massachusetts in the Miss USA pageant. Even though Miss Mass shows considerable talent here, she was still a 75 to 1 underdog to win the title (she didn’t). These arbitrary beauty contests disguised as humanitarian efforts almost always come down to the (under)wire.

Wilson is a established model who has appeared in Teen Magazine and Cosmo Girl. “Lacey was also a proud and active member of Delta Gamma sorority at USC. While in college, Lacey had the privilege to work for such companies as

Blah blah blah, we get it. That was from the LA News Monitor via Slanch Report, by the way. But her family’s hope of bringing home first prize aren’t totally dashed, since her dad is actually Beach Boys frontman Brian former Vikings quarterback Wade San Jose Sharks coach Ron GM Doug Wilson. Yeah, we sorta buried the lede there; that’s really the only point we posted this. It’s cool. I think the state of Massachusetts has enough titles right now. Besides, how exactly would this guy below commemorate her title on his back?

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