I write a lot of jokes about sports, so sometimes it’s nice to remember that I’m totally full of shit and athletes hate me.
That’s the subject of a new sports reporter fail compilation put together by the folks at talkSPORTSmagazine. There’s some legendary stuff in here, including Tiger Woods being the most insufferable a-hole on the planet, Shaq emphasizing his joke with nonstop pointing and Bobby Knight using psychic powers to determine the horribleness of questions. Also, a lot of stuff you can barely hear but I assume is funny. Subtitles next time, Talk Sports!
Here’s the clip. Man, who asks Shaq about sucking off his mom, seriously?
When I grow up I want to be an actual sports reporter, just so I can follow Tiger around and ask him stuff like, “why is your name Tiger?” and “did you learn how to play golf at an early age?” until he learns to chill the f**k out.
[h/t to Bob’s Blitz]