With Leather’s Watch This: A Bro Says, ‘My Bad’ For Gettin’ Drunk And Swimming To Detroit

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07.24.13 7 Comments

John Morillo is just a bro’s bro with a little bit of confidence in his swimming abilities and the balls to back it all up. The other night, as he was tipping a few brewskis back with his brohams, Morillo was finally fed up with his pals questioning his claims that he could swim from Windsor, Ontario to Detroit, across the Detroit River, so he jumped in and went for it.

And he would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you meddling harbor masters!

“The harbour master was extremely mad at me,” said Morillo. “I don’t know, maybe they pulled him out of bed or something.”

Morillo said he’s also been barred from any city property on the waterfront. Besides that, he had his irate mother to deal with.

“She just hung up on me,” said Morillo. “She said ‘you’re just so stupid.’” (Via the Windsor Star)

Ontario – it’s Canada’s answer to Florida.

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