Too little, too late, Lonely Island guys. Spring Break has once again come and gone. Or maybe that was the point. Comedy has so many layers these days.
Also, I wouldn’t marry James Franco. He’s just so strange, like he’s trying way too hard to be an artist. I feel like I’d come home from a long day at the office and find him cheating on me and he’d be like, “It’s art, bro husband.” I’m not falling for that again, James.
NHL Playoffs
Game 5: Islanders at Penguins – 7 PM ET on NBC Sports
Game 5: Senators at Canadiens – 7 PM ET on CNBC
Game 5: Wild at Blackhawks – 9:30 PM ET
Hopefully no other hockey WAGs are caught exchanging glances that could easily be misconstrued so I don’t have to make a harmless joke about it again and be called a lazy sexist. If there’s anything I’m not, it’s lazy.
NCAA Baseball: LSU at Texas A&M – 9 PM ET on ESPN U
Maybe if my remote’s batteries die while I’m flipping past ESPN U. And if I’m flipping channels, I deserve it.
MLB: Braves at Giants – 10 PM ET on MLB Network
I will be asleep by this time, because I am a good boy.
NBA Playoffs
No games tonight. Because the NBA is run by complete idiots who don’t know how to schedule their f-ing playoff games. Anyway, I was looking over some more GIFs and images of the crazy Heat Babe, and I feel like the High Five Heat Bro behind her is really lost in all of this. Because he is super proud of the way he yells at the people he paid money to watch.
