Yankees Not Ga-Ga for Gaga

06.22.10 8 years ago 8 Comments

–via Zimbio

Popular hermaphrodite pop singer Lady Gaga took a break from making my ears bleed to go see the Yankees play on Friday. It didn’t take long for her to make her penis presence felt in the Yankees clubhouse, but the Yankees have decided not to ban her from Yankee Stadium. I have no idea why.

As for the Bronx? While diamond-studded bikini night won’t appear on the promotional schedule anytime soon, Lady Gaga has not been prohibited in the Bomber clubhouse, despite a report Sunday saying she had been banned following her controversial visit after Friday’s 4-0 loss to the Mets.”She’s not banned,” GM Brian Cashman told the Daily News Sunday.

Though clubhouse insiders said Lady Gaga “enjoyed the refreshments” or described her as “lit,” Robinson Cano said “she was nice.” Her attire for the backstage visit reportedly included fishnet stockings, a thong and a loose-fitting Yankees jersey.

The Yankees said they didn’t take issue with anything Lady Gaga did, but Cashman said the decision to let that happen after a loss was terrible.–NYDailyNews

Now, I’m no fashionista, and I certainly don’t find Lady Gaga attractive, but I have to admit I’m a fan of women wearing only fishnets, thongs, and loose fitting jerseys to baseball games. They, along with cheap booze, can make anything watchable. The Yankees, however, should take any opportunity to ban Lady Gaga from their clubhouse. They need to keep Alex Rodriguez as far away from slutty, attention seeking monsters “musicians” as possible.

Gaga’s trip to Yankee Stadium is the second time this month she’s made a spectacle of herself at a baseball game. She had an unpleasant run in with Mets fans while at Citi Field.

The suite was apparently too close for comfort and she asked to be moved. Whether irked by her vacating the best seat in the house or arriving halfway through the fifth inning, Mets heads showered her with a wave of boos typically reserved for rival stars like Chipper Jones.

Once it became clear that she couldn’t command this crowd, Lady GaGa pulled out the oldest trick in the book — the double middle finger — as she retreated to Jerry Seinfeld’s luxury box. –FoxSports

Mets fans never really have anything to cheer about, so booing attention whore celebrities is a no-brainier. The Mets and Yankees lost both games Gaga was attending, probably because they were nervous about her looking for a gang-bang. When asked for comment, Mets fan Kevin James slipped on a banana peel and was hit in the testicles by a wrecking ball. Lady Gaga shows off her testicles below.

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