Yes She Cans: Catching Up With The Woman With The World’s Largest Breasts

Back in 2010, I introduced us to Sheyla Hershey, a Brazilian woman in Houston living her dream of holding a world record for the largest breasts. In 2009, she had surgery to increase her 38FFF boobs to 38KKK in order to capture the record, and by 2010 she was informed by doctors that she was suffering from staph infections in both of her breasts and she needed to either have breast reduction surgery or she would eventually lose both of her breasts. Oh, and she might have died, too. I feel like that’s important.

Hershey had the surgery and surrendered her title, but then last year she told the Grim Reaper to motorboat her, because she once again enhanced her breasts back to 38KKK to reclaim her world record. And then she allegedly tried to kill herself two times. Thankfully, a very respectable party has stepped in to put a stop to this nonsense.

Just kidding, TLC is feeding the monster now. Hershey will soon be featured on the ridiculous show, My Strange Addiction, and I’m sure it will only be a matter of time before she gets her own travel show called Hershey Highway.

But before we cast stones at this woman, it should be noted that her gigantic bazooms actually recently saved her life. Hershey, like all good mothers of 2, decided to drive drunk after she attended a Super Bowl party, and she got into a car accident. She claims that her record-setting boobs saved her life. Amazingly, I think this might be the first time that I’ve ever been mad at tits.

(Boob squeeze to Buzzfeed.)