You Wanted More MMA Coverage, So Here’s Arianny Celeste In Zoo Magazine

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01.24.12 4 Comments

I’m having trouble coming to terms with the weird crowd-rage dog-fighting aspects of UFC, but if we need to move forward into the 21st century of sports and cover it more often, I’m down for throwing in on the Arianny Celeste For The Hits bandwagon. If you aren’t familiar with her, Celeste is a genetically enhanced Magitek Knight UFC Octagon girl and model, and as far as I can tell by visiting her official site her job description reads:

I. Stand upright while wearing bikini

II. Crawl while wearing bikini

III. Hold numbers while wearing bikni

Items I and II tend to happen more than item III, so here’s photos and video from her latest shoot for Zoo Magazine. It’s a lot like Zoobooks, but with fewer gibbons and more gigantic asses. It’s worth your time. With Leather has a major thing for natural-bodied blondes, so from time to time it’s good for us to feature largely-artificial brunettes.

I think she may need to consider picking up that slide 4 hoodie in a bigger size.

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