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REVIEW: ‘The Maze Runner’ Is The Most Platonic Gay Porn Ever Designed By Man

REVIEW: ‘The Maze Runner’ Is The Most Platonic Gay Porn Ever Designed By Man

09.23.14 5 years ago 23 Comments
In Honor Of ‘Boyhood’: A Look Back At The ‘Before’ Trilogy, A Lotta Years Later

In Honor Of ‘Boyhood’: A Look Back At The ‘Before’ Trilogy, A Lotta Years Later

07.18.14 5 years ago 18 Comments
‘Tammy’ Is A Preachy, Family-Friendly, Feel-Good Movie About Self-Confidence: Brace Yourself

‘Tammy’ Is A Preachy, Family-Friendly, Feel-Good Movie About Self-Confidence: Brace Yourself

07.11.14 5 years ago 18 Comments
Sarcastic Children With Cancer Are A Gross But Successful Formula In ‘The Fault in Our Stars’

Sarcastic Children With Cancer Are A Gross But Successful Formula In ‘The Fault in Our Stars’

06.13.14 5 years ago 24 Comments
In ‘The Signal,’ Sensitive Metrosexuals Battle Evil, Fight Corruption, Set Long-term Goals

In ‘The Signal,’ Sensitive Metrosexuals Battle Evil, Fight Corruption, Set Long-term Goals

06.06.14 5 years ago 18 Comments
In Clark Gregg’s ‘Trust Me,’ Nice Guys Finish In A Fiery Pit of Death

In Clark Gregg’s ‘Trust Me,’ Nice Guys Finish In A Fiery Pit of Death

06.06.14 5 years ago 7 Comments
‘Moms’ Night Out’ Is A PG-Rated, Faith-Based Mom-Com: Viewer Discretion Advised

‘Moms’ Night Out’ Is A PG-Rated, Faith-Based Mom-Com: Viewer Discretion Advised

05.14.14 5 years ago 86 Comments
‘The Other Woman’ Review: Not Even Kate Upton’s Boobs Can Save This Soulless Glorified Tampon Commercial

‘The Other Woman’ Review: Not Even Kate Upton’s Boobs Can Save This Soulless Glorified Tampon Commercial

05.01.14 5 years ago 58 Comments
In Honor Of Hollywood’s Bible Boner, Here Are The 5 Most Unbearable Biblical Epics

In Honor Of Hollywood’s Bible Boner, Here Are The 5 Most Unbearable Biblical Epics

04.10.14 5 years ago 16 Comments
In 'Divergent,' Woman Warrior-ette Saves Civilization, But Only Makes It To Second Base With Her Boyfriend

In 'Divergent,' Woman Warrior-ette Saves Civilization, But Only Makes It To Second Base With Her Boyfriend

03.25.14 5 years ago 49 Comments
REVIEW: Seltzer-Friedberg’s ‘Best Night Ever’ is ‘Worst Night Ever’ for Anyone Forced to Watch It

REVIEW: Seltzer-Friedberg’s ‘Best Night Ever’ is ‘Worst Night Ever’ for Anyone Forced to Watch It

02.05.14 6 years ago 38 Comments
Stream At Your Own Risk: The 10 Most Terrible Gay & Lesbian Films On Netflix

Stream At Your Own Risk: The 10 Most Terrible Gay & Lesbian Films On Netflix

01.23.14 6 years ago 45 Comments
BYO Barf Bag: Heather Reviews ‘The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty’

BYO Barf Bag: Heather Reviews ‘The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty’

01.09.14 6 years ago 91 Comments
Heather Reviews: Justin Bieber's 'Believe'

Heather Reviews: Justin Bieber's 'Believe'

12.30.13 6 years ago 23 Comments
Future Spinoffs: 8 Supporting Actresses We Could’ve Used More of in 2013

Future Spinoffs: 8 Supporting Actresses We Could’ve Used More of in 2013

12.12.13 6 years ago 31 Comments
HEATHER REVIEWS: Dallas Buyers Club

HEATHER REVIEWS: Dallas Buyers Club

12.06.13 6 years ago 21 Comments
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