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    POOP JOKES

    Allow Adult Swim’s ‘Smart Pipe’ To Turn Your Poop Into Useful Information

    November 18, 2014by: Uproxx authorsAshley Burns

    California Hopes To Save 67 Million Gallons Of Water With This Poop Joke

    October 3, 2014by: Uproxx authorsStacey Ritzen

    Will Sasso Used Photoshop Magic To Fix The ‘Worst Movie Poster Ever Released’

    October 3, 2014by: Uproxx authorsAshley Burns

    This Little Girl Turned ‘Frozen’s’ ‘Let It Go’ Into ‘Let Me Poop.’ She Is A Genius.

    October 2, 2014by: Uproxx authorsVince Mancini

    'Total Divas' Episode Recap: The One With All The Icy Hot In Nattie's Butt

    March 31, 2014by: Uproxx authorsAshley Burns

    Here’s An Important Reminder To Never Upset The Bakery That’s Making Your Cake

    January 8, 2014by: Uproxx authorsAshley Burns

    Allow Charmin’s Social Media Department To Sum Up The BCS Championship Game

    January 7, 2014by: Uproxx authorsAshley Burns

    On This Day In American History: The White House Bowling Alley Opened

    April 25, 2013by: Uproxx authorsAshley Burns

    This Hip Abductor Strengthening Exercise Looks Awfully Familiar

    October 17, 2012by: Uproxx authorsBrandon Stroud

    Don’t Ever Grow Up, Internet: The Very Best Olympic Pooping Diver Photoshops

    August 2, 2012by: Uproxx authorsAshley Burns

    Peyton Manning Seems To Be Fond Of Denver

    July 12, 2012by: Uproxx authorsAshley Burns

    HAHA, It’s Funny Because It Means Poop

    August 18, 2011by: Uproxx authorsBrian Grubb