Rudy Giuliani Wildly Claims That 92-Year-Old George Soros Chased Down His Plane In Ukraine On Foot Like A Damn Action Hero

Steven Seagal Has Received A Seriously Dodgy Award (Hint: It Came From Vladimir Putin)

Donald Trump Claims He Knows How To End The Ukraine War In 24 Hours, But No, He’s Not Going To Tell You

A Russian Prosecutor Told Vladimir Putin To His Face That He ‘Illegally’ Sent Troops To Ukraine

Trump Bizarrely Claimed He Could Solve The Ukraine-Russia Crisis In ’24 Hours’ (And That Barely Paying His Taxes Somehow Created Jobs)

Russia’s Private Army Of Mercenary Soldiers Are Apparently Being Turned Into Hamburger Meat En Masse On The Battlefield In Ukraine

Miss Ukraine Is Aghast At How Russia Chose ‘The Color Of Blood’ For Costuming At The ‘Painful’ Miss Universe Pageant

Putin Is Trying To Restore His Tough Guy Image By Flipping Out On Subordinates Whenever They Correct Him

Pink Floyd’s Song ‘Hey Hey Raise Up’ Raised Half A Million Dollars For Five Ukraine Charities

Of Course Lauren Boebert And Matt Gaetz Didn’t Clap During Zelensky’s Address To Congress (But Hey, At Least They Didn’t Heckle Him)

Republicans Are Fighting Each Other Over Ukraine Support, With Marjorie Taylor Greene Blowing Up On Mitch McConnell

Don Jr. And Other MAGA Republicans Are Getting Torched For Calling Zelensky A ‘Welfare Queen’

Vladimir Putin Is Reportedly Hatching A Plan To Flee Russia If He Loses His Ukraine War And Gets Stripped Of Power

Shady Trump-Loving Dandy Roger Stone Is Having Trouble Finding A Non-Woke, Non-Ukraine-Supporting Vodka For His Martinis

Sean Penn May Not Have ‘Smelt’ His Oscars, As Promised, But He Did Give One To Volodymyr Zelensky, Because Of Course He Did

David Letterman Interviewed Ukranian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy For His Netflix Show

Russian Google Searches About Who Will Murder/Assassinate Putin And When They Might Do It Have Skyrocketed Lately

Party-Loving Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin Has A Mic Drop Moment For How To End The War In Ukraine