Quick…the cops are beating down your door…you’ve got kiddie porn (maybe your nickname is “Birdman”) on your computer…what should you do with said computer filled with incriminating evidence?
A) Toss your computer into a tub filled with water?
B) Toss your computer out your window?
c) Stab your computer with a samurai sword?
Well, duh, you take it to the Japanese chophouse, obvs, at least if you’re from Florida.
Reports the NY Daily News:
A 21-year-old Florida man, who just last month was praised for saving his mother’s life with a Samurai sword, was taken into custody this week when he used the weapon to stab his computer as FBI agents raided his home for child pornography.
According to an affidavit obtained by the Daytona Beach News-Journal, Kamil Mezalka was in his underwear when agents arrived at his house with a search warrant and entered when no one came to the door.
Suspected of stockpiling pornographic images of young girls on his hard drive, Mezalka reportedly came out of his bedroom with his hands up when the agents entered and then went back into his room, shutting the door. The agents followed him, saw him stab his computer with the sword, and took him into custody.
I love how they make sure to mention that dude was in his underwear when the cops arrived. That’s what we in the story-telling business call adding color to a story, kids.
