All The Repeatable Lines ‘American Dad’ Fans Use Every Day

In its decade of existence, it should come as no surprise that American Dad has accumulated something of a logbook of quotable lines. So here I’ve gathered a bunch of the most repeatable ones you’re likely to hear from time to time. And if you’ve got one you think should be added to the list, debate your point in the comments…

“Nooooo.” — Roger the Alien

“It’s 67 degrees outside, and I hate you.” — Roger the Alien

“Is it weird that I have a boner?” — Steve

“Thanks for the ride, Smith. I owe you a sugar cube.” — Avery

“I guess I just picked a bouquet of oopsie-daisies.” — Stan

“Give me some of that Franny fanny!” — Stan

“I’m gonna go hit the sack, and then probably go to bed.” — Steve

“You hustlin’ me, boy?” — Roger the Alien

“Daddy didn’t think that through.” — Stan

“End of days, bitches.” — Principal Lewis

“Stop it! Nathan, this is why you keep getting molested!” — Nathan’s Father

“Zip it, lock it, and put it in your pocket.” — Fran

“Look at that bulge. Mmm. The best part of waking up is Bulgers in your cup.” — Roger the Alien

“I’ll have a mango tea. Shaken not Shtirred. Shtirred. Is that how I say it?” — Roger the Alien