What’s On Tonight: The End Is Near On ‘Justified’

Justified (FX, 10:00 p.m.) – After last week’s bloodbath, the second to last episode of Justified is looking more and more grim. With Hale gone, Markham is backed into a corner and forced to find an unlikely ally. Meanwhile, the hunt for Ava is still on, and with Boyd on the loose and Raylan on her tail, it’s not looking good for Harlan’s number one fugitive. Highlights of tonight’s episode include the surprise appearance of Officer Boyd Crowder and a banter heavy shootout between our favorite Marshal/criminal duo.

Fresh Off the Boat (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) – Eddie runs for school president, and we get a lesson in Chinese superstitions when Jessica sells a house with the number four in its address. (Apparently, that’s an unlucky number in Chinese culture. No one’s told that to Beyoncé.)

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Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) – The other S.H.I.E.L.D. has basically taken Coulson’s team hostage, and they’re dead set on opening the mysterious cube, while Skye meets a group of fellow inhumans including a mysterious man named Lincoln.

NCIS: New Orleans (CBS, 9:00 p.m.) – Things get weird when a guy holds Wade, Sebastian and Danny hostage inside a morgue in order to procure the remains of a petty officer.

New Girl (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) – Winston lies about his cop duties in order to score with a pretty girl, and Jess’s attempts at bonding with Fawn on the golf course end pretty much exactly the way you would expect.

iZombie (CW, 9:00 p.m.) – After Liv eats the brain of an Asian gang member who’s been beaten to death, she inherits some handy kung fu skills and learns more about her friend Clive than she wanted to know. Namely, that he may be a dirty cop who kills people.

Weird Loners (Fox, 9:30 p.m.) – A true friend doesn’t simply comfort you when your dad passes away. No, they pretend to be able to séance with dead people in order to help you communicate with your dead dad from beyond the grave. Do I love this show simply because Dave from Happy Endings is on it? Yes. #noshame

Chicago Fire (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) – A psycho with a grenade and a deadly airborne disease walks into a hospital… (The beginning of the worst joke you’ll ever hear.)

Finding Carter (MTV, 10:00 p.m.) – What do you do when you’re best friend returns from being kidnapped for the second time by a woman who thinks she’s her mother? You throw an underage rager, of course.

Tosh.0 (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) – In which Tosh converts to Scientology, and a remote-controlled car gets its Web Redemption.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Louis C.K. and Sophia Bush on Fallon; Rob Corddry and Megan Mullally on Corden; Jon Cryer on Meyers; Peter Dinklage on The Daily Show; and Ricky Gervais on Conan. Kimmel and Letterman are repeats.

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