The first HUGE music festival of the year, Coachella, goes down exactly two months from today. The lineup is predictably stacked, with the reunited likes of Outkast and the Replacements joining festival mainstays Arcade Fire, Muse, Lorde, Nas, and Girl Talk. Now, that’s a pretty good bill, but where’s Mouse Rat? Or Sadgasm? Or Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem? If we could pick the bands for Coachella, we’d fill the poster with nothing but fake TV bands that we REALLY wish we were real. So we did! Here you go (I only picked one band for each TV show represented, which explains the lack of Melvin and the Squirrels):
And now for the music:
1. Drive Shaft (Lost)
2. Sadgasm (The Simpsons)
3. Three Times One Minus One (Mr. Show)
4. Crucifictorious (Friday Night Lights)
5. Tabitha Johansson (Bob’s Burgers)
6. Dethklok (Metalocalypse)
7. Zack Attack (Saved by the Bell)
8. Vulture (Full House)
9. The Funk, The Whole Funk, and Nothing But the Funk (How I Met Your Mother)
10. Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld (South Park)
11. Hep Alien (Gilmore Girls)
12. Dingoes Ate My Baby (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
13. Blue Jean Committee (SNL)
14. Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution (Arrested Development)
15. Scrantonicity (The Office)
16. Big Mountain Fudgecake (King of the Hill)
17. Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem (The Muppet Show)
18. The Beets (Doug)
19. Boyz 12 (American Dad!)
20. Karma Rocket (Party Down)
21. The Worthless Peons (Scrubs)
22. Santa Kläws (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
23. Thugnificent (The Boondocks)
24. Sizzler and Sizzler (The Kids in the Hall)
25. Zorak and The Original Way Outs (Space Ghost: Coast to Coast)
26. Silicon Red (Futurama)
27. 2ge+her (2ge+her)
28. Dino Spumoni (Hey Arnold!)
29. Phoebe Buffay (Friends)
30. Mouse Rat (Parks and Recreation)
