“Pilot” — Naked Woman (Kathleen Butler)
Louie’s a pig for looking at this vulnerable woman’s on-display boobs.
“Pilot” — Date (Chelsea Peretti)
The coffee-cranker makes a perfect escape from the date from hell: she flies away in a helicopter.
“Poker/Divorce” — Young Tammy (Nicole Ehinger)
She was the “hot sh*t” high school babe; he was the “funny looking” ginger dork.
“Poker/Divorce” — Tammy (Kim Barlow)
And now she looks like this.
“So Old/Playdate” — Trisha (Elisabeth Hower)
This 26-year-old likes ’em old. The looser, the drier, the smellier, the better.
“So Old/Playdate” — Pamela (Pamela Adlon)
The first of many appearances for the female Louie.
“Travel Day/South” — Doreen (Elizabeth Morton)
She’s a BIG FAN of Louie’s. Just ask her creepy, gun-wielding brother.
“Double Date/Mom” — Jasmine (Ana Kayne)
Louie and his mom’s wife (yeah, that’s right) share a weirdly flirtatious look. It’s upsetting.
“Bully” — Sandra (Amy Landecker)
Louie and Sandra share a cup of piss with sh*t floating in it before he gets embarrassed by YOUTHS.
“Dentist/Tarese” — Tarese (Adepero Oduye)
“Suck a dick, son.” Louie follows Tarese home. He doesn’t get what he wants.
“Dentist/Tarese” — Tarese’s Sister (Bonita Elery)
But he does from Tarese’s sister.
“Gym” — Anchorwoman (Kate Gilligan)
Louie fantasizes about asking to have sex with a dirty news anchor who talks like his daughter.
“Night Out” — Lisa (Kelly Deadmon)
Their date was going great, until Louie revealed he has two kids. “That’s kind of a bummer.”