When your name is Poppy, you probably don’t want to fart on a very popular television program, because you’re one O away from a nickname that will stick with you for life. In this case, the Poppy in question is a 24-year-old yoga instructor from the U.K. who is also a contestant on New Zealand’s version of The Bachelor. While on her first date with 26-year-old paleo diet guru Arthur Green, Poppy simply let one rip. In fact, her fart was so perfect that it was almost too perfect.
Judge for yourselves.
I’m calling shartnanigans on this one. I mean, that sounded so clean and clear that it was almost like they had her ass mic’d up, and she didn’t even bother trying to pretend it was something other than a fart. Arthur immediately knew what happened, and Poppy was basically as confident as Amy Poehler’s one-legged Amber.
In fact, she was so confident that Arthur kind of liked her more for it. “I love the way she owned up to it,” the overly happy Bachelor admitted. And wouldn’t you know it, when it came time to hand out roses, Poppy got to stick around. I’m sure she tooted her horn plenty over that one.
New Zealand: Where farts capture hearts.