A Man Sent To Jail For Having Sex With A Goat Faced His Victim In Court

I take it back what I said earlier: this is the best nude scene of 2013.

Katana Kitsao Gona, 28, last week admitted sexually abusing the animal in the Kenyan town of Malindi.

The female goat watched quietly in the corner of the court room as her attacker was jailed for bestiality.

He was caught when a resident found him naked in a field having sex with the goat, who was tied up. (Via)

“Have you reached a verdict?” “Yes, we have, Your Honor. We find the defendant guilty…of ramming that goat. I’m sorry, You Honor, but I had to. It’s not every day you get to star in an episode of The Goat Wife. I swear, that’s the final one. I wouldn’t want to BLEAT this joke into the ground.” They have fun in Kenya.

(Via Metro)