Alison Brie Went to A Nudist College

Alison Brie was on Conan last night because — I assume — these interviews are booked weeks in advance, and before it was moved, the “Community” finale was scheduled to air last night. Anyway, Brie didn’t get into “Community” or the firing of Dan Harmon or use any of the talking points provided to her by Sony. She had more pressing matters to discuss. For instance, her education. Alison went to the California Institute of the Arts. “It was wonderful. I got a great education.” For example, she took a class called “Queer Books.” The idea behind that class was to read the classics, and try and deduce which characters were secretly gay.

Oh, and no big deal, but clothing was optional at her school. It was very liberal, see. And sometimes, when the mood hit her, Alison Brie would just put on her sneakers and JOG NAKED THROUGH CAMPUS. Oh, and to cheer her roommate up, she’d occasionally, you know, hang outside of her window naked from a tree. Like a monkey. Like a naked monkey with a gorgeous body and wonderful heaving bosom.

Goddamn, I went to the wrong college. Here’s the video evidence:

If you don’t feel like watching the video, here’s Alison holding a strawberry between her cleavage because it’s a Friday before a long weekend, and by God, you deserve it.