Dennis Reynolds Quotes For When You Need To Take Charge Of Your Life

03.15.16 3 years ago

Dennis Reynolds might be the most vain and possibly detestable member of the gang, but he’s also arguably the most successful (outside of Frank). His life is somewhat more pulled together than Dee, Mac, and Charlie, though he does have a bit of an anger issue and regularly squashes his friend’s ideas. Everyone has their faults, though, and Dennis makes up for his with a ridiculously inflated sense of self-confidence and bravado. The guy is all about building himself up and seizing opportunity — he did create the D.E.N.N.I.S. System, after all.

Should you need some inspiration for steering your ship on the path to success, here are some completely misguided Dennis Reynolds lines for a quick injection of “can do” attitude.

“I’m a five star man! I’m a five star man!”

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If you’re going to lead a five-star life, then you’ve got to truly believe you’re a five-star person, even if that means throwing a tantrum and screaming at others in complete desperation. When the gang tries out the online dating thing, Dennis becomes obsessed with achieving the highest rating possible to the point that he drives away any would-be dates. Sure, he comes off as completely desperate and psychotic, but the point is that he knows he’s five-star material and makes sure everyone in Paddy’s knows it, as well.

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