Last week, Fox 35 in Orlando was covering a story about Kylie Jenner getting a pet rabbit which she named “Bruce” after her father, pre-transformation — a reminder that there is nothing this family won’t do to grab attention — when Fox 35’s anchorman John Brown walked off camera once the subject came up, later exclaiming, “It’s a non-story! We’re talking about this family every freaking day on this show! Nobody cares about this family anymore! It’s enough! It’s Friday! I want to have a good Friday! I don’t want to talk about the Kardashians!” while his colleagues laughed.
After Brown’s rant, his co-anchor remarked that “his head looks like a tomato right now,” which we unfortunately don’t get to see, either. It just goes to show, for every one of you who is sick of hearing about the Kardashians, there’s someone in the media who is even more sick of reporting on it. So, you all think about that next time you click on a Kardashian story to bemoan, “WHO CARES?” You do, apparently! The only way to make them go away is to stop clicking and tuning in, but, unfortunately, it’s a sick, endless cycle, and you’ve just gotta chop the head off the snake to keep it from eating itself. Or something.
(Via Fox 35)