‘Whites Only’ Is The Most Racist Laundromat Ever (And The Morning Links)

In this pretty fantastic and funny ad created by the NYC sketch comedy group TheBilderbergers, a dude makes increasingly poor (and racist) decisions about how to run his laundromat, “Whites Only.” (via The Daily What)

The Zac Efron Dildo Meltdown of 2013 — (Film Drunk)

15 Overused Pop Culture Catchphrases That Should Never Make A Comeback — (UPROXX)

Amy Manson May Be The Next To Sport Wonder Woman’s Patriotic One-Piece — (Gamma Squad)

Jay-Z’s Words Of Wisdom For Every NBA Team — (Smoking Section)

I Will Click on Anything About Manti Te’o — (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

What Could’ve Been: The Original Casting Choices for Twenty 2012 Films — (Pajiba)

Michael J. Fox On The Theoretical Romance Between Taylor Swift And His Son Sam — (Buzzfeed)

19 Second Amendment FAILS — (HuffPost Comedy)

6 Other Famous People Who Did Not Exist — (Mental Floss)

Marlon Wayans’ Advice For Katt Williams — (Urban Daily)

30 of the Strangest Custom Controllers Out There — (Unreality)

A scientific look at inter-species banging on Earth and on Star Trek — (Fark)

30 days. 24 cities. 10 countries. 9 Tuxedos. — (High Definite)

You Hear the One About the Married Lawyer That Was Banging His Client and Billing Her for the Sex? — (Brobible)