I am seriously considering turning this blog into an archive for Andy Rooney videos. Wouldn’t that be nice? An Andy Rooney archive? The National Archives are important. I went there once and saw the Constitution. The Constitution has some beautiful old lettering. Not like today’s lettering, with its predetermined fonts. If you take the first syllable off of “archive,” you get “chive,” but the Constitution’s nothing like an onion! You wouldn’t want to eat the Constitution, unless you were some kind of insect, maybe. But then if you were an insect who ate paper, you probably wouldn’t eat chives, so that still holds up.