‘Archer’ Explodes Into Action With A Slew Of New Promos For Season 7

Have you been missing the dulcet tones of H. Jon Benjamin? Have you been yearning for more zany adventures of the greatest private investigator since the Pink Panther? Stress no longer — Archer season seven is coming to FX on March 31, and they just dropped a plethora of teasers to whet our appetites for some adventure and excitement — and some hard drinks in the mornin). In these teasers we learn a lot about what’s in store for the Archer and his crew, and it’s clear that the more things change, the more they stay the same.

We finally find out that perfect name for a dog tranquilizer that’s been at the tip of our tongues for decades:

A burrito is humped and there’s little anyone can do about it:

Archer’s blunt, yet caring quips about the female body are still around:

So you better get that garter belt and bikini wax you’ve been putting off, because everyone’s getting prepped for the new season of hi-jinx:

Answering the eternal question of: why do divorce lawyers have grenades?

It’s so awesome that Archer and his merry band of cohorts are back and doing what their best at — and we’re invited this spring, likely to do some drinking and love some explosions.

(Via FX)