Geelong, Australia, has the worst Christmas tree in the world, says the mayor of Geelong, Australia. The red-and-white monstrosity cost nearly $27,000 USD, apparently unbeknownst to Mayor Darryn “Goldfinger” Lyons, who upon viewing the festive beast, called it a “disgrace…It’s the worst Christmas tree in the world.”
Lyons should know: he is a man of impeccable taste.
