Awesome Video: One Joke from Every Episode of 'Mystery Science Theater 3000'

Here’s an amazing way to not-waste 14 minutes of your life today: watch a YouTube video that features one joke from every episode of one of the funniest shows of all-time, “Mystery Science Theater 3000.” Hearing the beatnik scream, “I killed that fat barkeep” takes me back to the good ol’ days of watching hours of “MST3K” on my couch in high school, curled up with a nice bag of Funyuns, while Troy McGreggor penning his fan-letter to Counselor Troi reminds me of seeing The Final Sacrifice for the first time, with a trusty bag of Funyuns at my side.

A lot of my memories involve Funyuns. And being a virgin. Also: Mike > Joel. Had to be said.

This would be the greatest thing ever, were it not for that terrible background music.