Here’s Proof That Bill Burr Should Narrate All Episodes Of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’

Some of us have managed to successfully make it through nine years of life without having sit through one episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. All this can change, however, if Bill Burr took it upon himself to provide commentary for all episodes of the Kardashian-Jenner clan doing the most mundane activities while speaking as if they just were all punted in the face with a football.

Someone doing the Lord’s work went ahead and dubbed an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians with an audio from an old Bill Burr podcast where the comedian comically rants about the show’s stupidity. In the clip, taken from a July 2015 podcast, Bill talks about checking out that KUWTK episode where the family goes to Montana and get into a car wreck.

“I just dialed into my inner Caitlyn Jenner. I’m just gonna, I’ll just f*cking feminine it out here.” the F is for Family actor confessed after admitting he watched because his wife loves Keeping Up With The Kardashians. And it’s pretty much jokes on jokes on jokes from that point on as Bill rags on the family, renaming Khloe Kardashian “Power Forward,” Kylie Jenner as “Meerkat” and a pregnant Kim Kardashian “Sploogie.”

Their driving in this f*cking SUV. The Power Forward is behind the wheel, the Meerkat is in the f*cking passenger seat. And old Sploogie’s in the back, right? It’s snowing and this truck goes by and James Worthy there going, ‘blah blah blah.’ They keep talking. Next thing you know, another truck goes by and she lost complete control of the car and as it’s spinning. So [Spoolgie] is in the back going, “orlando Woolridge What the f*ck?!” and as they’re spinning, the woman behind the wheel is going, “It’s not my fault! It’s not my fault! It’s not my fault!” and they f*cking spun into oncoming traffic. Luckily, they’re not hit and then they f*cking go off the road and into a ditch. And the big one, Captain f*ckin Kirk took no responsibility whatsoever and was actually mad at old Sploogie back there because she was upset with her.

Check out the full video and let’s get a petition going for more of this. Immediately.