Bill O’Reilly: Megyn Kelly Was Right About Santa Claus Being White

12.17.13 33 Comments

Well you didn’t think Bill O’Reilly, the commanding 5-star General of the War on Christmas, was just gonna sit back and let Megyn Kelly soak up all the War on Christmas controversy for herself, did you? Well of course he wouldn’t.

“In this case, Megyn Kelly is correct. Santa was a white person,” O’Reilly declared last night on his show. “Does that matter? No. It doesn’t matter…The spirit of Santa transcends all racial boundaries.”

So now you know!

In related news, Bill O’Reilly did not once assault a department store Santa, but we so badly want to believe that he did.

(Via Talking Points Memo)

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