Here is a Mexican news report about a local Justin Bieber concert selling out, and I am not exaggerating when I say that this is three minutes of pure, unadulterated chaos. Seriously, these girls are going absolutely insane. It’s like the scene in a movie right when a monster starts laying waste to a city. Just bodies and human suffering everywhere. Take special note of the fact that the reporter and camera person absolutely do not give a crap about these girls’ tears, and get right up in their faces for an interview. My Spanish is a little rusty/non-existent, but I’m pretty sure the gist of their exchange is something along the lines of “Why are you upset?” and “WHY OH GOD WHY JUST KILL ME NOW WHY.” Someone mail a Peabody Award to Mexico immediately.
One thing that I realized while watching this clip is how weird it is that there are people who could be THIS upset over Justin Bieber, and I can’t name a single one of his songs. I mean, I could guess. Probably something like “Girl, You’re My Baby, Girl” or “Dance, Girl (U Kno) (feat. DJ Slappy Davis).” Are those Justin Bieber songs? I bet I’m close. Anyway, my point here is this: teenagers are insane people who should be kept in cages.