Steven P. Angus from Carl’s Jr.’s, proud purveyors of food porn, has once again Google’d “hot babes boobs 2015.” And after clicking through 15 pages of Jimmy Kimmel twerking pranks, he found the next Kate Upton, in that she will also pitch a product she has never actually tasted: model Charlotte McKinney. It’s her (West Coast-only) job to distract us from making New England Cheatriots jokes on Twitter while chowing down on the All-Natural Burger, “with grass-fed, free-range beef that has no added hormones, steroids, or antibiotics.”
No word on what Carl Sjunior’s Hamburgers has planned, but I bet it’s gonna be good.
