Chelsea Handler Comes Clean About Jason Biggs Peeing In Her Face

In the dog pile of things that I don’t care to see or hear about, Jason Biggs and Chelsea Handler are probably swimming around in there somewhere. Throw in piss and I’m completely out, ready to check into a Motel 6 and dance with death one final time.

During her appearance on Conan, Handler talked about the Vine that traveled around the Internet recently featuring Biggs allegedly pissing on her and everyone laughing about it. I say allegedly because I can’t really fathom why someone would piss on another human being when not in a fight or a niche porno. Comedy though, right? We will never understand you.

(Via Team Coco)