03.26.10 8 years ago 15 Comments

Okay, I’m going to try to talk about Chloe Sevigny without mentioning how she’s so ugly that if I saw her in person I’d attack her with a torch and pitchfork. In an interview with the A.V. Club, she (justifiably) trashed the suckiness of this past season of “Big Love.”

“It was very telenovela,” she said. “I feel like it kind of got away from itself. The whole political campaign seemed to me very far-fetched.” […]

She also accidentally dragged her “sister wives” into the mess. “Me and the girls [Jeanne Tripplehorn and Ginnifer Goodwin] definitely were not very happy with where it was going.” […]

On one of the more sensational developments in the recent ‘Love’ season, where the character J.J. attempts to get her pregnant with an “incest baby,” Sevigny couldn’t hold back.

“Oh God, I know. Oh, God. It’s too much. It’s too much. But I hope the fans will stick with us and tune in next year. There’s a lot of people who really love this season, surprisingly. God, I’m going to get in so much trouble.” [PopEater]

She also had comments to lessen the sting of those barbs, but I’m not including them because screw this hag. I don’t care if she’s right; I hope she spends the rest of her career not getting work and blowing dirty old hipsters on camera. That seems to be the one thing she’s good at.

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