Classic: The Best Apology Ever

12.14.10 8 years ago 14 Comments

For whatever reason, this video of Isaac “apologizing” to Shauvon on “The Real World: Sydney” has existed without my knowledge for three years. It is the least sincere and most passive-aggressive apology in world history, and Isaac pulls it off like a boss. For those of you without the wonder of video at your cubicles, here is the entirety of the conversation:

Isaac: Shauvon, I apologize for calling you a slut. I shouldn’t have done that. I was a little angry, because it’s a very disrespectful thing to pour water on someone like that, and I was pissed. And I didn’t mean that you’re a slut like that. When I get up and start yelling at a girl like that, that’s one of the first words that comes out, you know, slut. “You’re a whore, a c*nt, twat…”

Shauvon: *cries*

Isaac: There’s a bunch of other words you can say to a girl to make her pissed off. I just wanted to apologize because I called you a slut. So you can apologize for pouring water on me whenever you want.

Shauvon: [tearfully] I’m sorry. I’m sorry–

Isaac: Apology accepted. This was a good talk.

And they say chivalry is dead. What a gentleman. He apologized to Shauvon even though she’s totally a slut.


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