‘Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Don’t Rape’: Everyone Should Watch ‘Inside Amy Schumer’s ‘Friday Night Lights’ Spoof

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The only bad thing about the Friday Night Lights parody on Inside Amy Schumer is that it was the first sketch of the season, which means it’s nothing but downhill from here. It was that good. Josh Charles returned to the Comedy Central sketch series as a Coach Taylor-like figure who teaches his young athletes an important lesson: “Clear eyes, full hearts, don’t rape.”

Coincidentally, that’s also the name of Crucifictorious’ first album.